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September 18, 2005
Here is the Secret News
“Ammerika Today” - The last Italian-language daily in the States
Headlines Here: Lorem oopsum
Read the full text of the Nov 4, 1869 first ever issue of “Nature” Magazine, published on 4 November 1869
100 largest world newspapers - now by continent. Top 150 US Newspapers by Largest Reported Circulation
Here is the Secret News:
"All people are afraid. No one knows what they’re doing. Everything is getting worse. Some people deserve to die. Your money is worthless. No one is properly dressed. At least one of your children will disappoint you. The system is rigged. Your house will never be completely clean. All teachers are incompetent. There are people who really dislike you. Nothing is as good as it seems. Things don’t last. No one is paying attention. The country is dying. God doesn’t care.
Shhhhh."
(From When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?)
"On Evil" - Bill Maher’s New Rules for September 17, 2005 – As sharp as the week before. If anybody finds the text, please email it to me. Update: Full text from the HBO site: "Some people think Satan is real and some people think global warming is real. If you think stopping gays from doing it is more important than the ice caps melting, the boogeyman is you..."
Many More Unusual Newspapers and Magazines Here
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good overview/commentary on the guardian redesign at http://www.cityofsound.com/blog/2005/09/assessing_the_n.html
Posted by: nick at Sep 18, 2005 10:17:02 PM