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September 12, 2005
"I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat..."
- Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
“Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. “
- Mac?
“No, the name's Lou.”
- Your computer?
“I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. “
- Mac?
“I told you, my name's Lou”
- What about Windows?
"Why? Will it get stuffy in here?"
- Do you want a computer with Windows?
"I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?"
- Wallpaper.
"Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software."
- Software for Windows?...
The Italian man who went to Malta (Actually, it's a re-post... Can't remember all the stuff buried here any more...)
Jeremy says to his friend David: "Cohen and Levy were on their way to..."
Suddenly David butts in: "You're always telling Jewish jokes. Why not pick on some other minority for a change!"
Jeremy thinks for a moment then says: "Fine... Paddy and Murphy were on their way to their nephew's barmitzvah." More Jewish Jokes of the Day
The aristocrats by Jeremy Banx
About G. Legman’s The Rationale of the Dirty Joke
Headline above from The Sun’s Best comedy festival gags. Panel above from PBF. Many More Hilarious Jokes and other Funny Stuffs Here. I am not a serious person.
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What a way to start the day. HA HA HA..... The Aristocrats by Banx is TOO funny. Number 021 - "He got three month's community service." oh... I almost died laughing. 025 - "He'd been looking depressed for some time." .... the palm tree committing suicide? Oh..absolute genius. I like this guy the way I like Gary Larson. The Italian man who went to Malta... funny.
H. ...so you're not a serious guy? hahahaha... Good. :)
Posted by: Phoenix at Sep 13, 2005 6:25:11 AM