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July 24, 2005
Mean-spirited jokes
A businessman arriving in Boston for a convention found that his first evening was free, and he decided to go find a good seafood restaurant that served Scrod, a Massachusetts specialty. Getting into a taxi, he asked the cab driver, "Do you know where I can get Scrod around here?" "Sure," said the cabdriver. "I know a few places... but I can tell you it's not often I hear someone use the third-person pluperfect indicative anymore"
Many more Jokes on Translation there
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
A: I'm not sure, but if the answer is "A cure for Parkinson's disease," then Bush will try to stop scientists from breeding them. Because he likes it when people get Parkinson's.
- Although I Like a Good George Bush Joke as Much as the Next Guy, Some of Them Seem Gratuitous and Mean-Spirited
Not today my little one. (A PBF panel from ”MetaChat”)
There are three rules about telling a bad joke
Voicemail: Honey? It’s your mother. And I’m afraid I have some really bad news. Could you give me a call as soon as you get in?
[I frantically dial her phone number]
M: Hello?
I: Ma? It’s Ian, I just got your message. What’s going on?!
M: [Brightly] Oh hi, honey! How are you?
I: I’m… well I’m fine, but you said you had some bad news?
M: Oh, yes. [Somberly] Do you remember Mrs. Ikeson, who lived next door to us when you were in elementary school? Well I we just got her annual Christmas letter in the mail, and she said that her dog Buster has diabetes.
Other Types of Stories My Mother Tells
Many More Hilarious Jokes and other Funny Stuffs Here
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fuck u u all fucker mother fucker
Posted by: abdex at Nov 26, 2005 2:03:41 AM
That was a brilliant tribute to Lenny Bruce abdex.
Posted by: Domoni at Jan 7, 2006 9:06:33 PM
Q: What do you get when motherfucker and a dick head make baby?
A: Gorge Bush
Posted by: Bush Hater at Jan 29, 2006 5:07:03 AM
When Condolezza Rice came home from Lebanon, the President asked her whether she had felt safe there.
"Oh yes, Mr President, Sir, I felt quite safe" she smiled "the Lebanese don't eat rice you know!".
"Hell, Condy," George replied" I could'a gone there myself, then, 'cos they don't eat bush neither!"
Posted by: Toni at Jul 24, 2006 10:54:00 PM