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June 14, 2005
Unicornoodles for sale
I have one of the rarest mixes around. These are NON shedding Unicorns, and keep their horns all year round. They have wonderful coats and are hypo-allergenic.
* Champion lines and European bloodlines (One of the unicorn's grandpappy’s actually won something one time or something like that when Yugoslavia was a country)
* Designer Breed - so they gotta be healthy right?
* I'll be charging $3500 because I want them to go to good homes only.
* These are the smartest and brightest around. You won't find anything smarter!!!
* These are CKC registered (since the CKC will register anything with four legs)
* Raised with kids, cats, imps and fairies.
* Grandmother owned by Paris Hilton's cousin's ugly step-sister.
They are GUARANTEED to keep your tweens and teens virginal until their prince arrives. Don't waste your money on the countless badly bred purebreds, and mix breeds... instead waste your money on a unicornoodle and be the envy of the universe.
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Posted by: BuyWeird at Jun 15, 2005 8:02:03 PM
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