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March 26, 2005
To soup - may it be seen and not heard
“We were eating in this open-air café when it started raining. It took us an hour and a half to finish our soup”. Many more soup jokes. (From ”Information Junk”)
"Achhk, you bahhhhhstaaard! That's not me bagpipe!" and 49 other “Absolute Bottom Joke Punchlines”. No 49: "Now you know why they call that mustard 'Poupon.'"
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales rep for a large firm…
“Pair up in threes” - Yogi Berra quotes
Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Cokie Roberts and a U.S. Marine were hiking through the desert one day…
The political situation in Iraq is so hilarious, now that the country is liberated and democracy thrives, that the citizenry can finally release its frustrations with some harmless Iraqi ethnic jokes
Many More Jokes and other Funny Stuff Here
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A retired printer went into the restaurant business. One day one of his customers cried, "This is an outrage--there's a needle in this soup!" "Merely a typographical error, sir," said the printer, "should have been 'noodle.'"
Posted by: Hanan at Mar 26, 2005 10:39:39 PM