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September 06, 2004

The Official Website Opening Hat

Ouchy_clown "Good news! The kettle is mended!" John Cleese announces the official introduction to his new website, wearing the very exact same hat that Albert Einstein wore when he opened his website. (Indeed, as of today, Google has yet only that one result for the term "Official Website Opening Hat")

Extremely funny break-up lines of various philosophers

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Scrambled Eggs! 12 Ways To Crush Your Own Testicles In Your Own Home. (Originally from Apostropher)

How to be funny. Being funny is hard work

The archives of Jackie Harvey "Outside Scoop" can only be accessed now with paid Onion subscription. So, here’s a quote from last week’s column: “Hot Toiletry! As soon as I'm done with my stick of Arid XX, I'm going to break into the five-pack of Mitchum Gel I bought at the Price Club, on sale for $7. Who can pass up a deal like that? Plus, I love supporting Robert Mitchum and his wife Lady Mitchum. I hope it works, since I'm going to be using it for the next year…”

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The good news is there's more John Cleese around at the address: John Cleese. The bad news is that the coding of the site has been done by a dead parrot. Be that as it may, the best news is that he has an official website opening hat, "The very exact ... [Read More]

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Following my previous dalliances with that odd French philosophy, deconstruction; I've just added to the list of philosophers break-up lines over at 'Thoughts, Arguments and Rants' (found via growabrain). Deconstructivist: 'I don't even know if it's ab [Read More]

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hey john you are a really cool person i really would like to keap in touch bibi

Posted by: maddie at May 29, 2007 1:48:06 AM

Hallo John.My name is Roland,im 40 years old.I like Your films.Pleas send me a souwenir.Photos and Autographs.Werry Thanks.Polish Fan ROLAND GEBAUER,47-300 Krapkowice,ul.Kollataja 3,woj.Opole,Poland-Polska.

Posted by: Roland Gebauer at Mar 22, 2008 8:54:39 AM

Hello John
Im a 58 year old man who is having terrible problems with my knees and after seeing you on the Richard and Judy show on tv discussing your knee ops I was wondering if it was possible for You to send me any info on the surgery you had.

Many Thanks

Raymond Masters

Posted by: Raymond Masters at Nov 14, 2008 9:57:28 AM

Sorry i forgot to put in my address .
It is [email protected]

Raymond Masters

Posted by: Raymond Masters at Nov 14, 2008 9:59:34 AM