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July 13, 2004
Double entendres
A three year old boy in his bath examined his testicles and asked, "Mommy, are these my brains?" Mommy said, "Not yet, honey."
Monty Python’s Funniest Joke in the World: This man is Ernest Scribbler... writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die... laughing.
A new mother went to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor," she said, "Since I had the baby I can't sleep at night. When I'm in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won't hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night. What should I do?"
"Easy," said the doctor. "Just take the carpet off the floor."
"Where do you come from?" the Scotsman asked an American.
"From the greatest country in the world," replied the American.
"Funny," said the Scotsman, "you've got the strangest Scottish accent I've ever heard."
More Scottish Jokes
Texan: "Where are you from?"
Harvard grad: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
Texan: "OK - where are you from, jackass?"
Some of the finest double entendres on British TV & Radio
A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.” The dog replied, “But that would make no sense at all.”
Why look for some funny flash animations, when you can find all of them in one place?
Cartoon above from DRT News. Many More Odd Jokes and other Funny Stuff Here
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zing!
Posted by: NEENA at Mar 20, 2007 11:33:40 AM
hey this is funny hahaha
Posted by: fred at Jan 7, 2010 5:10:15 AM
hahahahahha is this funny
Posted by: fred at Jan 7, 2010 5:10:38 AM