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June 14, 2004
“Death is hereditary”
Notes For A Future Pallbearer. #1. Don’t trip. Put one foot after the other and watch where you’re going at all times...
How to Fake Your Own Death (From Rant Morgan’s manuals . Of the many other manuals included, see “How To Nail Your Teacher” and “How to Start Your Own Cult”). Also, How not to fake your own Death
“Don't run, you'll just die tired” and other one-liners about death
2004 Darwin Award nominee: A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police…He was approximately 6' 2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was connected to one end of a hollow tube approx. 12" long and 3" in diameter. The tube's other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward....This leaves so many questions unanswered...
Funeral Glossary
Many More Unusual Links About Death and Eternity and about Unusual Coffins & Caskets Here
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