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June 21, 2004
Can’t tell jokes? Read on
A Rabbi came across a box he didn't recognize when he was looking around and inside he found 3 eggs and $2000. When his wife came home, he asked her to explain the contents to him. She told him that every time he had a bad sermon, she would put an egg in the box..........
He interrupted, "In twenty years, only three bad sermons, that's not bad."
His wife continued...... and every time I got a dozen eggs, I would sell them for $1." (You may have heard this old joke in many other variations. From Salt Shakers Jewish Jokes)
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