February 24, 2008
NSFW language
Red Peters on MySpace (Includes "How's your whole?" and "The Closing Song")
Holiday spirits: You ain't getting shit for Christmas and Holy shit, it's christmas
Covers of You Promised The Moon (But I Preferred Uranus) and Long & Hard
"Ol' Blue Balls Is Back!" TV commercial
(This is a re-hush of links from August 19, 2004)
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February 12, 2008
Smile
A guy gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. As the copper is writing up the ticket, the guy asks, "Can you arrest me for calling you a filthy name?" "Yes" replies the cop. He then asks, "Can you arrest me for thinking something?" "No" replies the cop. "Well then," says the man, "I think you're an asshole".
(Via the Funniest Joke You Know on Reddit)
“It’s big and red…” From Fengtastic, a new blog of “captioning”
Best Quotes from the past two weeks at Overheard in New York
What not to name your furniture store
Kerry demonstrates her Emerald female mask
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January 19, 2008
Rule 3.18
I had a racquetball game this afternoon against an opponent I was sure I had faced before on the ladder. He said otherwise. "No, I'm good with faces," he assured me. "I'd remember if we'd played."
Still, I was fairly confident that, not only that we'd met prior, but that there was something distinctly memorable about him, some unique characteristic that was eluding me at the moment.
Five minutes into the game it all came back to me …
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October 24, 2007
Has anyone seen my muffin pan?
Phrases Commonly Used by 1950s Housewives That Were Often Misinterpreted by the Housewives' Husbands as Blatant Requests for Sex
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the United States Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed.
The small metal bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, which was abbreviated: "Wash. Biol. Surv." until recently when the agency received a letter from an Arkansas outdoorsman.
The letter read: "Dear sirs, While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag, and I want to tell you, it was horrible."
The bands are now marked "Fish and Wildlife Service."
I’m Reasonably Confident I Would Beat Ken Jennings in These Jeopardy Categories
Some Novelty Items That Never Caught On
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July 13, 2007
Godfrey Daniel!
From “Legends of the Chelsea Hotel” …I was waiting for the Chelsea elavotor one day…
True Romance with Splashing Jack
Extend the life of your print cartridge -- print blank sheets. Blank Sheet of Paper is a free online utility to allow you to print a blank sheet of paper from your printer in case you need a clean white, blank sheet of paper to write on. No download required
Butt-Out Tool makes field dressing easy
World’s Tallest Man Marries. (With a follow up 2 days later)
"The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother" and other W.C. Fields Quotes
Girl, you really got me going, you got me so I don't know what I'm doing
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February 19, 2007
The immigration debate
The immigration debate blows up when the Pilgrims protest limitations to their rights in America
Other YouTube shorts from the same folks:
Grey's Anatomy of George Bush's The OC
See all 11 videos on YouTubesky
The originals by Current TV
Elsewhere: So a Penguin Takes His Car Into the Shop...
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December 25, 2006
Prawn Salad
Credit Card Scam. I got nailed by this scam last weekend and it still hurts - Be very careful!
6/15/05 by cartoonist Joe Sayers
This is what happens when you don’t touch things in others homes. Prawn Salad waiting room (YouTube) and 58 other amazing Monty Python sketches
Craigslist personal advertising a "Hot WM Looking 4 Same – 28" was accidentally responded to this Monday by its author, wardrobebuyer Stephen Mallory…
"Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
Re-post: How To Tell When a Relationship is Over Written & Directed by Tony Roche
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October 01, 2006
Dog Love
Health Insurance for Rodeo Clowns
Dog love (YouBoob). Likewise: Cat love
I've always wanted to visit a wax museum and I finally got my chance. Perhaps I should have done it sober - Drunk at the Wax Museum
The next evolution in reality television: They Shoved A Camera Right Up My Ass
Steffani & His Silver Songsters
Odd Todd’s Laid Off Part 2. The first one was slightly funnier
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September 10, 2006
I’m with Stupid
Gibberish - Eric Idle and Henry Woolf in a Rutland Weekend Television sketch. (From Languagehat)
The family that dines together
Why mocking Bush is my patriotic duty - Bill Maher explains how cruel jokes about the president can stop terrorism. (Free registration needed). "Making fun of the president keeps this country safe. The proof? I've been doing it nonstop for years, and there hasn't been another attack". (The Real Time video from last night)
Baghdad Loses Bid to Host the Olympics
‘Save the whales’ trip cut short after boat rams whale, and other pix
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July 11, 2006
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby…
Sent to the Wrong email addressee
Scott Batemans' Bullshit: The Movie
Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life
The obituary of Frederic Arthur (Fred) Clark
Amautalab design studio!
Cow Girl Having Sex With A Gorilla (funny flash cartoon)
'Funny, but No'. The rejected ideas of Shoebox Cards
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May 17, 2006
In a classroom
GIRL: I’ll do anything to pass. Anything. (Leans over desk.)
TEACHER: Well. (Licks lips.) Bake me a pie.
Other scenes of Porn sans Sex. (From Ed Rants)
Bio of our New Jersey Facilities Manager
Wanna Learn English? (Language!)
Billy Bob Teeth’s Wall of stain
'That Guy' Photos
Planet Dan’s Doggy Flip gif
Seen everywhere: Evolution of Dance, performed by comedian Judson Laipply
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February 19, 2006
Tested on animals
Steve Martin's Penis beauty creme. “Hi, I'm Steve Martin. With so many celebrities endorsing cosmetics these days, I wanted to make sure the cosmetic I endorsed was very special. That's why I'm proud to put my name on”... (But I can’t find any clips of The Great Flydini)
This room is full of people who think you are funny
Have you ever started laughing and couldn’t stop?
Do you need a new girlfriend?
This is The German Coast Guard
This Is the Title of This Story, Which Is Also Found Several Times in the Story Itself
Trailer for the World's Greatest Piece O'Crap Film Ever
We had triumphs, we made some mistakes, we had some setbacks…
Update: Here’s the Great Flydini clip. (Courtesy of Footographer’s delight)
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July 20, 2005
Three deadbeat roommates for the taking -
First roommate is unemployed, antisocial, has poor hygiene, and has a slight body odor issue. Actually he has a major body odor issue, but since he is antisocial you will notice this only on the rare occasions he actually comes out of his room. He will accept any job that doesn't require good hygiene or social skills. Highlights include stinking so bad you'll think there's a dead body in his room, slamming the front door at two in the morning, and passing out naked in the bathroom. He does keep common areas clean, since he is rarely in them.
Second roommate is short, surly, and missing teeth. Missing teeth are not related to the fact that he is short and surly - but future missing teeth may be. He likes to be unemployed in the winters, but this does not significantly impact his financial situation as he also likes to deal drugs. If you like being woken from a sound sleep by a 2 AM phone call to see if you are "holding" this one's for you. Other highlights include late night confrontations with drunken asshole friends, missing food, late rent payments, overcharging for underweight packages, raiding your beer for his friends, and answering the phone half asleep when your parents call at 2 in the afternoon. he keeps his room neat and clean for the comfort of his friends and customers, but will make a mess of the common areas.
Roommate three likes to take long walks on the beach. Unfortunately he likes to do this with an ex-marine's current wife and follow up it up with late night freebasing sessions. He is friendly, and has a lovable toothless grin. Slightly wetbrained from years of excessive drug use, but more considerate than my other two roommates. Tends to ramble endlessly, but only when you are actually in the middle of something. Also likes to clean, but will ramble about the fact that he cleaned.
Roommates can be taken individually or as a set.
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Mark A. Thomas. "Remember when we were dating and you had strep? we were about to break up and I was sick and tired of giving you money. You called me a bitch in front of the drugstore but then said you had a sore throat and I bought you some cough drops. You said "I'll pay you back". I knew you never would"
Also there: I have a fat ass. A lesson on train etiquette
14 Phrases Which Have Never Before Been Spoken or Written.
No 1: "So everybody give it up for my good friend Adolf Hitler!"…
No. 14: "If you don't let go of my damn Jello mold, F. Murray Abraham, you're going to wish you’d never set foot on this damn banana boat!"
Teen’s dying wish for Cameron Diaz not granted
Breaking news: A new group forming for people with attention defici HEY LETS GO RIDE BIKES
Monkeys from ”Dean is Gay”. A long list of Hysterically Funny and Crazy Links Here
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May 30, 2005
Free Dog!
This is a smallish yet loud dog. It is not small enough to fit in your purse, but who the hell are you kidding, you're no Paris Hilton. Sizewize, it is somewhere between the Taco Bell dog and Benji. It is brown and white, or possibly just white but dirt caked. I think it's about a year old. I think that because it's been about a year since I've been able to sleep past 6:30am without being awakened by the barks of a medium sized dirty dog. I don't know that it knows any tricks, but it is very skilled at shitting in my yard and barking incessantly. I think it is a boy dog, but I only think this because the owner of said dog is a misogynistic, wife beating dirt bag, and I can't imagine that he'd have a girl dog, but I could be wrong about that. I've never gotten close enough to the dog to check out its goods, so if gender is a deal breaker for you, you might want to pass on this one. I don't know this dog's name, but I can tell you that it does not answer to "JesusChristPuhleeezeShutTheFuckUp!!!" If you're looking for a dog with that name, than this is not the dog for you.
The one tricky part about this transaction is that technically, this is not my dog. In fact, there is no "technically" about it, this is definitely not my dog. This rank creature belongs to my next door neighbor, The King of Rank Creatures. What makes this whole scenario feasible is that said next door neighbor has the disposition of a drunken Boo Radley, and will almost certainly not even realize or care that you are in his yard stealing his dog. Also, as the next door neighbor, I will provide excellent look out skills.
Original here: Craig’s List Jan 28
More fun: In-depth analysis of Lionel Richie’s video Hello? Is it me you’re looking for? with many still shots. (From the new ”MetaChat”)
Risky things to bring on a first date
Break-Up Letter. Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore
Reach! Lecture Musical from Prangstrup
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May 08, 2005
WOMB FOR RENT - WARM & COZY - SELDOM OCCUPIED - MOVE IN TODAY! - 26
This is the first Grow-a-brain post where I am compelled to copy some complete text & duplicate it here. An old Craig List Best, that might be deleted in the future, so here you go:
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VACANCY - WOMB FOR RENT
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Hi Gentlemen,
My name is Maggie. I'm 26 years old, attractive & sexy. I'm an aspiring actress and landlady of a very special piece of property. I'm placing my property on the market.
This is a beautiful piece of property, that will comfortably accommodate one nice man, and occasionally a women, if there's a party.
TENANT REQUIREMENTS:
1) Male tenant preferred and Female visitors allowed
2) Must be successfully employed, or retired
3) Must be clean cut, honest, and reliable
4) Must be respectful of the Landlady's property and treat it gently and with the utmost care.
In seeking a tenant the Landlady does not discriminate by age or race.
PROPERTY FEATURES:
1) Very small & tight quarters. Perfect to lay your head down.
2) Manicured and neatly trimmed dark blond shrubbery, leading to a bright pink inviting entrance.
3) The interior is always well kept, clean, and fresh. The landlady always keeps the place nicely scented.
4) The property comes with all original appliances, that were installed 26 years ago. The appliances are in excellent condition, hardly used and well maintained.
5) The property is always dark, damp, and moist, and doesn't get much sunlight. However, the few tenants that have occupied the property in the past have really enjoyed it that way.
6) There is a 'WELL' on the property, that will spout a gusher from time to time. In order to get the benefit & pleasure of the gusher, it will be the tenant's sole responsibility to correctly sink a shaft and erect a pump. The pumping must be done vigorously. During the pumping, the tenant must supply and place a couple of his own large stones near the opening to the 'WELL', thus preventing anyone from falling in accidentally. Please note, when removing your shaft & pump you must be careful not to leave the opening any larger then you originally found it. This helps to prevent any unauthorized use or entry into the 'WELL'.
7) The entire property is free of all diseases and vermin. The tenant must promise to keep it that way.
8) The exterior facade of the property is absolutely beautiful. It features a blond colored roof, freshly touched up, but mostly natural. There are two large round headlights mounted near the top of the facade. The high-beams are pointed straight ahead, and not towards the ground. This lights up the entire driveway making it easier for you to enter the property at night.
9) They always say, "Location, Location, Location". This property is centrally located in Manhattan.
HOUSE RULES:
1) Please, No Dogs Allowed. But a little Pussy is nice.
2) Party & Entertaining Policy: The walls are strong and in great shape. So, having loud and wild parties, and banging against the walls is allowed & encouraged. Also, if you have a couple of friends that you hang around with, and they're 'NUTS', it's okay to invite them. They're always the life of the party.
3) All deliveries must come in the front door. There is a very nice rear door, but that's ONLY used to take out the trash.
4) You must be able to move in and out, rapidly and repeatedly, on short notice, if necessary.
5) Sorry, no short term transients. You must make a commitment to a long term lease.
6) All prospective tenants must pass a credit and background check, prior to taking possession to the property.
7) The rent is negotiable. Make an offer. The tenant should feel free to make improvements to the property at their own expense. Redecorating & dressing the property up, as well as scenting it with expensive perfumes, is highly recommended.
APPLICATION PROCESS:
If you're interested in applying for this property, then email your application to the landlady with all your important details. It would greatly help if you would describe the tenant and the size of your personal belongings. Since, the premises are VERY SMALL & TIGHT, you may not be able to fit large personal belongings. Send photo of tenant and personal belongings, if available.
Upon receipt of your email, I will immediately send all approved applications, photos of the landlady together with her fine piece of property. If you like what you see in the photos, we can arrange a private showing. At which time you may be asked to leave a deposit on the premises. So please come prepared.
Best Regards,
Maggie
P.S. Also for convenience, there is an eating establishment on the premises, for those who enjoy eating at the 'Y'.
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The original ad was found on.the.verge
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An hilarious Metafilter thread about the Best Logo of All Time kept me in stitches. The original site is down, obviously, but the red & yellow logo is represented above
Also, "Happy belated Cinco de Mayo"
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March 20, 2005
Subservant Goatse
“If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my _______ and nibbled on my_______, I’d have $17 by now.” From Davezilla’s Complete This Sentence List
The 8 phases of goatse. Phase 1: Shock - "OMGWTF!" *MINIMIZE......*
From Jesse Reklaw’s Slow Wave cartoon strip: “My doctor tells me I have six month to live”…
Subservant sanjeev at the Nevashut minimart
Fishing for Proof. Finally a proof that the earth was created 6,000 years ago - a fishing rod stuck in rock
My Family’s Power Rankings. Guess who’s No. one
Squooshy Pineapple. A picture, they say, is worth a thousand words. These pictures are worth about a thousand lawsuits
Matthew Baldwin’s “The 30 least hot things you can say to a naked woman”
What would you take with you if you were stuck on a desert island?
“Swank Signs”, dedicated to the art of Mocking public works
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January 08, 2005
Pining for the fjords
Looking out over the East River from my jail cell, and still running for public office, I realize that I have taken several actions in my life for which I owe public apologies…
When I was twenty-one, I smoked marijuana every day for one year. I would like to apologize for the next fifteen years of anxiety attacks and drug-related phobias, including the feeling that when Ed Sullivan introduced Wayne and Shuster he was actually signalling my parents that I was high. I would like to apologize to my wife Karen, who still believes in me, and to the Marijuana Growers Association of Napa Valley and its affiliates, for any embarrassment I may have caused...
There are several incidents of sexual harassment I would like to apologize for:
In 1992, I was interviewing one Ms. Anna Floyd for a secretarial position when my pants accidentally fell down around my ankles as I was saying, "Ever seen one of these before?" Even though I was referring to my new Pocket Tape Memo Taker, I would like to apologize to Ms. Floyd for any grief this misunderstanding might have caused her. I would also like to apologize to the Pocket Tape people and their affiliates, and to International Hardwood Designs, whose floor my pants fell upon. I would especially like to apologize to my wife Karen, whose great understanding fills me with humility…
Finally, I would like to apologize for spontaneously yelling the word "Savages!" after losing six thousand dollars on a roulette spin at the Choctaw Nation Casino and Sports Book. When I was growing up, the meaning of this word in our household closely approximated the Hawaiian "Aloha," and my use of it in the casino was meant to express "Until we meet again"...
Elsewhere: Pre-date Confidence Builder
El capturo de Saddam and other News in Spanglés: Este weeko we markamos el one-year anniversario de el capturo de Señor Saddam Hussein, el most wickedo hombre en la entire galaxia
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December 11, 2004
Man of the year Award
The Flame to End All Flames . >Subject: Re: 500M swap space
How to sell a product like Puppy Juice to the unsuspecting public? Package it right. (From "Imao")
An old ‘Brunching’ Quiz: Are You On Fire? When someone in an action film is set on fire and runs around screaming and rolling around and begging for help, do you think to yourself "Yeah, I know how he feels"?
Man of the year Awards. I like “First place”…
3-D Goatse. (Warning: Goatse!)
Here’s proof that Storm Troopers are indeed normal humans just like us
Great moments in the glorious history of boobs, from “Dribbleglass”
Spank My Wife - Please! by Todd-“Hello-I-am-your-personal-columnist”-Levin
Illiterate? Write for free help.
The chronicles of Jester (Sophomoric! From “Quixotic crap”)
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October 23, 2004
Fun related program activities
The Alien Song by Victor Navone. (From “American Digest”)
Find Hitler! The cunning dictator is hiding.
I would like to partly-recommend Jon Stewart’s book Naked Pictures of Famous People (1998). A few of the sketches are pretty good: The new Judaism, Pen Pals, and Adolf Hitler: The Larry King Interview which you can hear here
Defective Yeti asks his readers for jokes. Some are ok.
How to tell if your wife is a porn star. (From "Weekly World News")
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Bullshit Bingo will change all of that
What exactly is "improper" humor?
W. Bruce Cameron’s The Chili Judge
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September 06, 2004
The Official Website Opening Hat
"Good news! The kettle is mended!" John Cleese announces the official introduction to his new website, wearing the very exact same hat that Albert Einstein wore when he opened his website. (Indeed, as of today, Google has yet only that one result for the term "Official Website Opening Hat")
Extremely funny break-up lines of various philosophers
“Security breach at Los Pantalones”, and top 9 other ways to tell a man his zipper is down
Scrambled Eggs! 12 Ways To Crush Your Own Testicles In Your Own Home. (Originally from Apostropher)
How to be funny. Being funny is hard work
The archives of Jackie Harvey "Outside Scoop" can only be accessed now with paid Onion subscription. So, here’s a quote from last week’s column: “Hot Toiletry! As soon as I'm done with my stick of Arid XX, I'm going to break into the five-pack of Mitchum Gel I bought at the Price Club, on sale for $7. Who can pass up a deal like that? Plus, I love supporting Robert Mitchum and his wife Lady Mitchum. I hope it works, since I'm going to be using it for the next year…”
Re-post: The Rigging Of A Ship: 256 fast nautical terms
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August 04, 2004
Stupid Does
Bad Ideas: Don’t Do Stupid things Like Me. For example: 2) Do not stick your fingers in cigar cutters when you’re drunk just because someone said "hey stick your finger in here”. 11) check the expiration date on orange juice before making shooters. 48 more.
Don’t throw a brick straight up: Another Stupid Person's Guide To Life. Are you a stupid person? Do you find day-to-day life hard? Do you wish life had an instruction booklet? Do you wish your brain had an owner's manual? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you've come to the right place. This page provides, free of charge, a short "guide to life." In here, you'll find most of the information you need to live life day by day without inadvertently maiming yourself. Read carefully
My dog has cancer… 100’s other "Have Fun" Clips, from Spiros Ioannou. Like this famous opening the door snippet
Irregular snow series from Carey Ann Schaefer
Welcome to NurseryPhotos.com - where you can find your own nursery photo online …
Jewish Women Watching announces the first annual Greasy Latke Awards. From the site of failed presidential candidate Regular Joe - The new kind of Democrat, the Republican kind
The Pickle Dance
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April 25, 2004
Making the rounds today: “ Hey Crackhead Yes, you! Why don’t you own a Crack pipe?!”
Viral Marketing of the bad kind - The infamous Doubletree Presentation - Yours is a Very Bad Hotel
Truth, honesty and the deepest form of sincerity are always close at hand with those Honesty Stamps
Small, delightful vignettes from “Very Important Things”, like ‘Here at the center for mental health, we put the “pulse” back in obsessive compulsive, “man” back in manic depressive, and “aixelsyde” back in dyslexia.
Noel’s Pee Pee, gas & Minimart road sign
Seen on the side of a bus - “Our prices are Sofa-King low!”
Mikeyboy does a goatse (Not endorsed by the Vegetarian Society but I wish it was)...
Jumping Jokes - is a collection of Flash cartoons, games and interactive E-Cards inspired by the cut-out style of Terry Gilliam. (From "Capital of Nasty”, creators of The Coglione D'Oro)
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March 25, 2004
Did you hear the one about…
I don’t take quizzes, but you have to Take the “What type of blahblah” are you?” quiz from “Sugarmama”
Interactive Apologies from “Nobody Here” – Add your own!
"Hot Dog Boy" has a new short film - Please watch all 16, if you like them.
Sixteen Things it took me Over 50 Years to Learn by Dave Barry. Some are obvious (Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night), some are less obvious - You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. (From “Driko”)
Giving 100% For Those Who Still Work : Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. But wait, there’s more.
The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less
For some reason, I found these Baby Costumes hilarious. (From “Soup De Jour of the Day”)
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March 08, 2004
NASA just discovered Water on Mars, from “b0g”.
Crocodile Tears from Ze Frank.
”Save the Pinata”, from “Turnpike Films”.
T-shirts: ”Help keep America Beautiful” and Eat a Rooster today (From Strange Things at the Circle K).
What's so... funny about 'Biggus Dickus'? - Monty Python's “Life of Brian”
The Unofficial Borat Home Page. Borat Sagdiyev is Kazakhstani television's top media personality and the creator of "Borat's Guide To Britain". Watch the galleries. (From ”Grouse”)
A Tribute to Goatse. A thumbnailed version is available too. Obviously, some of the images are offensive to people who don't know Goatse...
Gallery of Hippie Horrors, (From ”Information Junk”)
The Politically Incorrect Ethnic Joke Book, (From Attu)
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April 17, 2006 Update; Holy shit! The Strange Things at the Circle K blog, it was discovered today, was written by Kevin Ray Underwood, who just murdered & tortured a 10-year old girl in Oklahoma!
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February 17, 2004
You've seen one, you've seen two, now you can see all the Last 12 Pages of the Internet , from Mark.
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February 13, 2004
A huge archive of all the viral photos you’ve got in emails in the last 9 years (Including goatse.cx cookies - Safe for work - and the kitchen -for some reason)…
The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines. Great effort was made to deliver the largest collection of pick-up lines anywhere to you, the reader, without a lot of hassle. Nearly 1100 lines in nine categories for your browsing pleasure…. (From Attu).
Hippo Girl, from “Rather good”.
Israeli body painter Yossi Bitton (I'm not certain if he is the artist behind the enclosed photo).
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January 31, 2004
Here are the 2003 “Grow-a-Brain” Funny links.
1,226 Bad things that can happen to you
13 Reasons why you are not my Boyfriend - No. 1: You wear Hawaiian shirts without irony, but do not live in Hawaii... - 12/24/03
Absolute Bottom 50 "Next Big Things" from ”Chickenhead”
Application for Permission to Date my Daughter - 11/24/03
April Winchell: This Week in Entertainment
Bar Mitzvah Disco (From "Linkswarm") - 7/18/03
Bruce Sherin's brand new Weblog makes me laugh, including "The Flintsteins" which is a lot like The Flintstones but Jewish - 12/21/03
Cannibalism and Your Teen : Barry Becker warns his son about the dangers of cannibalism, after hearing about two teenagers eating each other... (From "Milk and Cookies") - 11/14/03
Christian pickup lines - 9/19/03
Coffee Table Books of the Damned . Extremely Funny, especially: "Beautiful Women of the Taliban", Visions (The photography of Ray Charles), "I shot the Missus", Baby Storage, "Yosemite - Angry Drunken Midget", A spoonful of Puppy, The greatest colonoscopies of Denmark, "100 easy ways to Date Rape", much more. (From "J-Walk") - 12/17/03
Cow Songs: "I'm A Cow" , "No Milk Today" and "Cows with Guns"
Don't mess with my Disgruntled Shirt - 12/11/03
Do the French have a sense of Humor? - 12/22/03
Edible Lunch quicktime movie. (From "Linkdump") - 11/29/03
Exeter Whimsical road signs (from "Fiendish" )
Farm Sluts (QuickTime required)
Farting Preacher. Buy the Farting Preacher tape - 9/20/03
Found on a barrel - TOXIC WASTE -- DO NOT EAT - 1/10/04
Frighten Toad (From Geisha asobi blog)
(From yesterday's Onion:) Al Kozlewski Pulls A Kozlewski
CUDAHY, WI—Assembled after work at Gil's Tavern, friends of Al Kozlewski agreed Tuesday that the 39-year-old steamfitter had pulled yet another Kozlewski. "Al came in and did that thing he always does," coworker Danny Fassle said. "He sat down at the table, drank two beers from a pitcher that someone else bought, and then suddenly decided that he had to get right home. A classic Kozlewski." When informed of the charges, Kozlewski said that if Fassle has a problem, he should "stop being such a Palaczyk and say it to my face." - 11/12/03
History of the world in 10 seconds - 8/24/03
How to Cook the perfect grilled cheese sandwich story. From the eclectic "Discordian Research Technology News" , (Death to all fanatics...)
Interview with Mrs Allbutt (From "Blort") - 10/5/03
Italy Vs. Europe , and you could say the same about so many other countries - 7/13/03
Lacking fins or tail
the gefilte fish swims with
great difficulty -
Jewish mothers' haiku. Thank you, Howard L.
Jim Anchower, the complete archives - 7/27/03
Jokes - 8/2/03
Like-new inline skates for sale - 8/6/03
McSweeney's lists (and an article from New York Magazine about Dave Eggers)
Monopoly Cards We'd Like To See (From "Bored at Work" )
National Do Not Spam Registry from "The Specious Report" - 7/27/03
Naughty Bunny: We saved a bunny from a car park last week.
We shouldn't have bothered.
We don't have the bunny any more
The New Year's Resolutions of Rick Bruner:
Gain weight
Resume smoking
Drink more
Start beating wife - 1/7/04
Obligatory Ze Frank Link: "Blow Face" - 1/12/04
"Our long nightmare of peace & prosperity is finally over" - The onion 1/18/00
Physics 101: Useful conversions
Questions about South Africa that were posted on a South African Tourism Website. Thank you, Howard L.
Romanian Mint Rubbing Association
"Scary Signs" contest from "Worth 1000"
Sign of the Apocalypse #238 (From "Tiny Pineapple" )
Spam can be useful (From "Reality Carnival" )
Steve Harvey's "Big time" - 1/11/04
Terrorists in my Kitchen (From "Small Victory"). I want my dish towel back - 8/3/03
"The Big Book of Sign Language": How to say Whoop-Dee-Doo I'm Pragnant, (From Ernie's) - 11/6/03
The Laughter Club International: World Peace Thru Laughter
URAPUTZ and other complains about vanity license plates
Volare-Karaoke from "Gypsy Kings"
Wedding Vows - 10/5/03
Why Rabbits Eat Wolves (From "S. Krause" )
WMD's Concentration game - 7/14/03