July 10, 2009
Your patent application has been rejected for the following reason(s)
- Making a snail smoke weed is not an invention
March 11, 2009
Smoking a peace pipe
Ah, Marriage.. You gonna light that pipe?
Kids who smoke: A Pictorial
This man has made 6318 YouTube videos of himself smoking pipes. His account has existed for 289 days. He's put up 6318 videos. That's an average of about 22 a day. That’s dedication.
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“Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed” -
October 24, 2008
Bong Hits For Jesus
Partial List of cover art by design group Hipgnosis
July 10, 2008
When pot is legalized, where would you buy it?
At the local Farmer's Market: There's two or three stalls selling weed, each with many varieties. Oddly, you remember just a few weeks ago that these same stalls and farmers sold a lot of delicious tomatoes, salad greens, apples, and berries at ridiculously cheap prices. You've often noted the hippy-like nature of the stall operators, and wondered how they could sell vegetables so cheaply week after week. Now you know.
The names on the signs are exotic, hand-inked with colorful markers. The signs also indicate local origins, growing conditions, hybrid types and organic or inorganic status. The weed is ridiculously cheap, as well as lush and outrageously delicious - but much of it is also poorly groomed or otherwise rather wild looking. Some booths have entire plants hanging in them. When you ask for a twenty dollar bag the rather faded looking hippy farmer shrugs, picks up a large machete and hacks off about half of a plant and stuffs it into your burlap shopping bag, spilling weed everywhere. He or she starts to ask "Is that enough... no, wait..." and then also puts a large brownie in your bag and then, with a large metal scoop, shovels up about a cupful of what looks like beige sand or salt, drops it in a baggy and also puts that in your bag. "A little table kief. Good for cooking or sprinkling on spliffs! Have a great weekend!"
Which you do. Though you don't remember much of it, you do remember eating everything in the house, including a sandwich involving peanut butter, ice cream, bacon and pancakes that sounded like a good idea at the time but was proven otherwise - much like the attempt at repainting the bathroom about the same time. Something about being inspired by the color of fresh blueberries in vanilla ice cream "soup", which involved rushing off to the local hardware store with a handful of blueberries and a bowl of rapidly melting ice cream as "color samples". (By Loquacious)
April 19, 2008
Montana Meth Project
The Montana Meth Project is a large-scale prevention program aimed at reducing first-time Meth use through public service messaging, public policy, and community outreach
Mugshot of Matthew Gibeault - Charged with possession of drug paraphernalia in Ada County, Idaho
Unusual Stair Slide
Unrelated: April Fools Day On TheWeb brings you the most complete listing of April Fools' Day Jokes that Web Sites have run each year from 2004 all the way up to today. wikipedia’s list of a April Fools' Day 2008 was not too shabby either
March 07, 2008
You: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizza
Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd
I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called Cottage Inn.
When you answered and said, “Whatsup?” I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea.
Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted anchovies and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.
We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: “Sun dried Tomatoes.” When you said: “We'll bake that right up for you,” we both started laughing uncontrollably.
It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.
(The above is a re-post)
Theatrical trailer for There Will Be Bud
February 26, 2008
(Watch the trailer here)
Bong Recreation Area Exit 340
January 22, 2008
Re-post: Dream machine. You may watch it with your eyes closed! Please note: This can cause Photosensitive epilepsy in some people, depending on the frequency chosen
In 2007 LAist began weed reviews, a sporadic column featuring a different variety of marijuana while presenting it as though it were a wine review
…And Now For The Other “Best Of” List – 13 best salvia videos of 2007
WikiStrains, the community-driven strain database
October 28, 2007
The San Diego Fires
More YouTube: Jon Stewart in "Half Baked"
Typical retail price of cannabis around the world. How do you say “Kekkou desu” in Japanese?
Stoners in the Mist, a fake documentary which Dr. Barnard Puck observes and performs experiments on “stoners”
How sturdy are hemp nightgowns from the 1820s/30s era?
September 04, 2007
Pot Smoker of the Month
Stoned to Death in Seattle: "Sweet sixteen" Hempfest 2007 Comes to Town
Locations of High-Availability of Marijuana Across the Contiguous United States (In green)
A list of marijuana dispensaries in California
July 31, 2007
We’re rolling if you’re rolling
Know your dealer - The 10 Different Kinds of Pot Dealers
The big joint
Re-post: 3D Magical Leaf (Click to biggify)
July 01, 2007
Is this heaven Or is it Iowa?... A field of marijuana dreams
Also, O’Dweed (From the makers of the Crack Patch. YT)
Inside the High Times Editorial Office
May 23, 2007
Forbes Magazine’s Most Exotic Brands Of Weed Slideshow
The Old Mac That Went to Pot: A couple of stoners have turned an old Macintosh into a bong
Re-post: Cab Calloway’s Reefer Man
The Complete Guide To Medical Marijuana & The Reefer Madness Teaching Museum introduces The Best Marijuana, Cannabis, & Pot Songs Of All Times
A guide to making really great pot brownies
Latawnya, the naughty horse, learns to say “No” to drugs
I am gone “fishing” for a few weeks. This post has been pre-blogged for your enjoyment
January 19, 2007
Shrooms can be fun
Fake Marijuana Plant - One form of marijuana you can proudly flaunt without ever getting arrested
The Urban Grower is the only Internet show that tells you how to harvest two pounds or more per light. You'll learn how to produce the biggest, juiciest yields you've ever seen
A brief history of the criminalization of cannabis: Why is Marijuana Illegal?
Spiders On Drugs (YouTube). In the 1960s, Dr. Peter Witt gave drugs to spiders and observed their effects on web building. This short film about the results of the experiment was created by First Church Of Christ, Filmmaker. Andrew Struthers tells the story of how this movie became a web-hit
One mother shares the advice she offered her son on drugs before he entered high school. Eight years later, as a college graduate, he tells how successful the advice was. A Frank Mother-Son Conversation on Drugs
“Mints, mints, mints” and other helpful tips for the Employed Urban Potsmoker
Fantasia? Live at Pompeii? Koyaanisqatsi? What are the best films to see while tripping?
North Dakota Farmer is First to Apply for State License to Grow Industrial Hemp
Pot Dealers Peddle Sugar High
December 23, 2006
Bong hits 4 Jesus
Toby Keith & Scott Emerik‘s I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again
“How about a little drag of love-weed?” Marijuana: Sex-Crazing Drug Menace, from February 1937. (Scroll down)
Demonstrators pretend to smoke fake marijuana cigarettes
The LSD Effect
Menu & prices at The Los Angeles Cannabis Club
On Being Stoned - A Psychological Study of Marijuana Intoxication
Canadian troops fighting Taliban Afghanistan stumbles across 10-foot-tall marijuana plants