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July 10, 2008

When pot is legalized, where would you buy it?

 Legalized_pot At the local Farmer's Market: There's two or three stalls selling weed, each with many varieties. Oddly, you remember just a few weeks ago that these same stalls and farmers sold a lot of delicious tomatoes, salad greens, apples, and berries at ridiculously cheap prices. You've often noted the hippy-like nature of the stall operators, and wondered how they could sell vegetables so cheaply week after week. Now you know.

The names on the signs are exotic, hand-inked with colorful markers. The signs also indicate local origins, growing conditions, hybrid types and organic or inorganic status. The weed is ridiculously cheap, as well as lush and outrageously delicious - but much of it is also poorly groomed or otherwise rather wild looking. Some booths have entire plants hanging in them. When you ask for a twenty dollar bag the rather faded looking hippy farmer shrugs, picks up a large machete and hacks off about half of a plant and stuffs it into your burlap shopping bag, spilling weed everywhere. He or she starts to ask "Is that enough... no, wait..." and then also puts a large brownie in your bag and then, with a large metal scoop, shovels up about a cupful of what looks like beige sand or salt, drops it in a baggy and also puts that in your bag. "A little table kief. Good for cooking or sprinkling on spliffs! Have a great weekend!"

Which you do. Though you don't remember much of it, you do remember eating everything in the house, including a sandwich involving peanut butter, ice cream, bacon and pancakes that sounded like a good idea at the time but was proven otherwise - much like the attempt at repainting the bathroom about the same time. Something about being inspired by the color of fresh blueberries in vanilla ice cream "soup", which involved rushing off to the local hardware store with a handful of blueberries and a bowl of rapidly melting ice cream as "color samples". (By Loquacious)

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in italy as of today, if your religion is rasta you will be allowed to carry a great amount of grass without being prosecuted...

Posted by: pio at Jul 11, 2008 5:09:18 PM

I frequently carry a small amount of MJ with me and I am NEVER prosecuted.
I love MJ.

Posted by: toxicwasteoftime at Jul 13, 2008 10:28:58 AM

It's hard to say which quit smoking marijuana porgrams out that actually have %100 success rate. I think most people just quit pot when they reach the point where they are sick and tired of letting it control their lives. When you've had just about enough, you will generally find the strength within yourself to quit weed.

Peter

Quit Marijuana Now

Posted by: Quit Pot Peter at Aug 7, 2008 11:42:37 PM