July 25, 2008
Al Gore's Magical Hummus Machine
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow…
When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”
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Guru Raj, the man who’s receiving Obama's gmail
Zombie Harmony - One of the Best Free Dating Sites for Zombies
The Year of Shock and Awesome. The president has used "awesome" to describe everything from dead soldiers to the pope. How did a slang word trickle up to the highest office in the land?
(Title above from Liveblogging Netroots Nation)
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Aren't we just LUCKY to have had such an awesome preznit?
Posted by: Mr. Natural at Jul 27, 2008 7:35:38 PM