February 12, 2008
A guy gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. As the copper is writing up the ticket, the guy asks, "Can you arrest me for calling you a filthy name?" "Yes" replies the cop. He then asks, "Can you arrest me for thinking something?" "No" replies the cop. "Well then," says the man, "I think you're an asshole".
(Via the Funniest Joke You Know on Reddit)
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I'd like to point out that we no longer call it "captioning." The new politically correct terms are "strangely annotated pictures" and/or "photo literary artistry."
Of course everything I write is either untrue or an attempt at a joke. Sounds a bit like an episode of Star Trek.
PS I loves me some Brimley ... it's like the jokes just write themselves.
Posted by: Feng at Aug 16, 2008 11:00:16 AM