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July 21, 2007

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Always_give_100 Job Opening: Horse Ride Assistant. Salary $5/week

"Previous experience: Administrative Assitant. Required high detail orentation and acuracy". Many other actual lines from resumes

Rent A Coder

I hope to find a position in a small company that has no discernible leadership and a boss who doesn’t care what I do all day. I would like a job that does not require me to file, answer the phones, arrange travel, get coffee, book “spaces”, schedule meetings, file, or update excel spreadsheets. I do not like processing invoices, maintaining time sheets, typing, or filing. But I know I’ll have to all of that and smile like it’s my birthday. The resume I wish I could send out. (From Miss C Recommends)

Scott Adams asks his blog’s readers to describe your own job in one sentence, preferably in a humorously derogatory way. Many hundreds responded

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I think we all dream of having a job where we get paid to have no stress, no responsibility, and an open schedule.

-4MySales

Posted by: Barrett Niehus at Jul 22, 2007 12:13:17 AM

Nice stuff, I agree with Barrett.

Thanks!

Posted by: job interview secrets at Jun 17, 2008 1:15:46 AM