February 20, 2005
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Coffins for sale in South Africa
Coffin making is no longer something that is commonly done here in the United States. Coffins as burial receptacles have been replaced with modern day caskets, and cremation urns. However, coffins are still widely used in Europe and other countries. Coffin It Up features coffin furniture, jewelry and storage boxes, and actual coffins for burial
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please i will like to buy a coffin for one of my client,he died last two weeks,so please i only need at list 1000 dollars to 2000,if there is,please contact me and let`s atlk about the shipping,am paying with the united state bank draft cheque.Smith.
Posted by: Smith Adebayo at Aug 29, 2005 10:28:16 AM
My name is Mr grandville jackson with the White & Company and i am sending this email as per regards to the order for some coffin and i will like to know the types you do have instock. , and i will like you to provide me with the each prices. and so can you check on that and send me an email response back with the price quotation and availability along with your full name and contact phone number starting with the number so that we can proceed with the order ... let me know so that we can proceed with the order.and the menthod of payment you do accept,am waiting to hear from you as soon as asap
Mr grandville jackson
Posted by: grandville jackson at May 5, 2007 7:15:03 AM
bing bang bong
my sister needs a thong
pips got a big ear.
and shes so sexy.
ily all. x
Posted by: RosieAbz at May 22, 2007 4:06:10 AM
pip my sister has something to say,
"i love that coffin. im going to get in it when i die. and frankly i cant wait till i die. and its only 429.99 Euros!! its amazing. my sister, Rosie-Abz is going to get it for me!!"
Ily Rosie-Abz xxx
Posted by: RosieAbz at May 22, 2007 4:11:40 AM
We love coffins,
So do boffins,
they are great to sleep [in],
all through the week,
when im dead and gone,
the coffin will live on,
so everyone come on,
and sing the coffin song!
Sang And Written By PipRosieAbz =] xx
Posted by: PipRosieAbz at May 22, 2007 4:25:51 AM
Dulock is a perfect placcceeeee!!! =]
Posted by: PipRosieAbz at May 22, 2007 4:34:11 AM
Drug Drug Drug Drug DRUGIES!!! <3
Posted by: PipRosieAbz at May 22, 2007 4:40:28 AM
I <3 Orgasms
Posted by: PipRosieAbz at May 22, 2007 4:43:31 AM
I Wanna Have Your Babies
Get Serious Like Crazy!!
Posted by: PipRosieAbz at May 22, 2007 5:30:35 AM
Dont Die Its Bad For Your Health...
Please Drinks Loads,
Please Take Drugs,
Please Jump Infront Of Buses,
Please Poke Your Self In The Eye,
Please Feed Your Self To Sharks,
Please Do Comment Back,
Just Dont Die! Its Bad, Very Bad...
PipRosieAbz's Tip Of The Day!
Please Say This Over And Over Again :)
Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name.
Your Kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as in heaven
Give us today our daily bread.
Forgive us our sins,
as we forgive those who sin against us.
Lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For the kingdom, the power and the glory are yours.
Now and for ever. Amen
Thats All..Go Home..Shoooo :)
Posted by: RosieAbzPip at May 25, 2007 1:54:36 AM
We're Back :)
Back Again. Guess Whos Back...
No Not Really. We're Not ACTUALLY Here.
Well Technically We Are But Literally We Arent.
My Name Is AbzRosiePip And Your Name Is Hoebag And You Love To Shag Animal.
My Mums Yugoslavian My Dads Polish So Im Kind Of Like,
Yugopolision? Kewl Isnt It :)
Lets Start A Family, Only If Bangladeshian.
That Means Our Babies Will Be Like,
YugoPolishBangSlavian. (Y) Wouldnt That Be Kl?
Wayhey! Kl Beans!
GET IN DERE!!!
Loveage,Hugage And A Lot More Luggage :) xx
Posted by: RosiePipAbz at Jun 4, 2007 2:44:55 AM
When i die i want a pink coffin with pink flowers and a pink funeral not a black funeral i want to leave this world like a princess and be treated well when im dead even though ill be old i will still want a pink funeral xxxx000 love ya al bitches
Posted by: terri ann Ryan at Aug 30, 2007 2:12:44 PM
A pink frigging coffin? a pink frigging funeral?
are you out of your mind? i think so. so do all these other people, who come onto this site.
know one shall think your a princess, they'll think your bit of a freak, tbh.
and you'd be dead, so why would you give a toss?
you wont even notice, or see it. and they might not be like bothered with your wishes, and change the designs, and make it BLACK! yes black.
so get over it. my sister says 'your a retard'.
thats to you btw :)
enjoy your day.
Posted by: AbzRosiePip at Sep 28, 2007 6:03:19 AM
Buy Our Coffins There Better Then Yours Bitches :)
Posted by: AbzPipRosie at Sep 28, 2007 6:06:14 AM
My grandmother passed away several years ago, the funeral was wonderful, she was buried in a beautful Bronze casket...with the price of bronze now at the recycling centers, I'm planning on digging her up and buying a el-cheep'o from you to put her back in. Please help!
Posted by: bigbrother1 at Jan 25, 2008 4:31:29 PM
that made me laugh. how can you do that to your grandmother? you should of just chucked her in a cardboard box in the first place! what ever next eh?
the base the rock, the mike the trebel.
i like my coffee black just like my metal.
coz i just cant wait for you to fuck me up,
in a minute, minute.
more like fuck your gran up.
Posted by: RosieAbzPip at Mar 4, 2008 5:56:40 AM